U.S. Army WANNA.BE T-Shirt — Reporting for Couch Duty
Talks like a drill sergeant. Marches straight to the refrigerator.
Know someone who turns every backyard barbecue into a tactical operation? This U.S. Army WANNA.BE T-Shirt is for the self-appointed commander whose toughest assignment is deciding what’s for dinner.
Featuring the Army star design and bold yellow WANNA.BE lettering, this tee brings military-inspired humor to casual outings, family gatherings, and friendly rivalry between the branches. Pair it with jeans or shorts and report for your next assignment: supervising the grill.
It makes a funny gift for a friend, sibling, coworker, or family member who enjoys good-natured teasing—and always has a story that starts with, “If I had joined…”
Whether they’re inspecting the lawn or giving orders nobody asked for, this T-shirt gives their big personality something to wear.
Mission: relax. Objective: snacks. Deployment: the living room.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Man Ta1k 133 Apparel Co.
- Email: contact@support.manta1k133apparelco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
U.S. Army WANNA.BE T-Shirt — Reporting for Couch Duty Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
