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Coast Guard WANNA.BE Sweatshirt — Reporting for Pool Duty

CHF 18.50
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Always ready… as long as the water isn’t too cold.

Know someone who takes charge of the pool float, calls every boat a “vessel,” and treats a weekend fishing trip like a rescue mission? This U.S. Coast Guard WANNA.BE Sweatshirt is ready for their next big adventure—even if it’s just checking the cooler.

Featuring crossed gold anchors, a red-white-and-blue shield, and bold WANNA.BE lettering, this sweatshirt brings a little military humor to your everyday wardrobe. Pair it with jeans for a waterfront stroll or sweatpants for an extended shift supervising the couch. It’s a playful choice for family gatherings, backyard cookouts, and wherever friendly banter is on the agenda.

It makes a fun gift for boating enthusiasts, the self-appointed captain of your crew, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh at their own expense. From overseeing the dock to commanding the remote, this sweatshirt lets their sense of humor come aboard.

Ready to rescue the snacks. Still looking for the life jacket.

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More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.