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U.S. Army WANNA.BE Hoodie — Reporting for Couch Duty

$26.25
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Talks like a drill sergeant. Marches straight to the refrigerator.

Know someone who turns every backyard barbecue into a tactical operation? This U.S. Army WANNA.BE Hoodie is for the self-appointed commander whose toughest assignment is deciding what’s for dinner.

Featuring the Army star design and bold yellow WANNA.BE lettering, this hoodie brings military-inspired humor to casual outings, family gatherings, and friendly rivalry between the branches. Pair it with jeans for a weekend outing or sweatpants for an extended deployment to the couch.

Whether they’re organizing the cookout, inspecting the lawn, or giving orders nobody asked for, they’ll have the outfit to match their confidence. Hood up, game face on—those snacks aren’t going to secure themselves.

It makes a funny gift for a friend, sibling, coworker, or family member who enjoys good-natured teasing—and always has a story that starts with, “If I had joined…”

Mission: relax. Objective: snacks. Deployment: the living room.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.25 oz)
  • 100% cotton face
  • Regular fit
  • 3-panel hood, fleece-lined for extra comfort
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on all seams
  • Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

U.S. Army WANNA.BE Hoodie — Reporting for Couch Duty Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
22
L
29
24
XL
30
26
2XL
31
28
3XL
32
30

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.