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U.S. Army WANNA.BE Sweatshirt — Reporting for Couch Duty

$21.79
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Talks like a drill sergeant. Marches straight to the refrigerator.

Know someone who turns every backyard barbecue into a tactical operation? This U.S. Army WANNA.BE Sweatshirt is for the self-appointed commander whose toughest assignment is deciding what’s for dinner.

Featuring the Army star design and bold yellow WANNA.BE lettering, this sweatshirt brings military-inspired humor to casual outings, family gatherings, and friendly rivalry between the branches. Pair it with jeans for a weekend outing or sweatpants for an extended deployment to the couch.

Whether they’re organizing the cookout, inspecting the lawn, or giving orders nobody asked for, they’ll have the outfit to match their confidence.

It makes a funny gift for a friend, sibling, coworker, or family member who enjoys good-natured teasing—and always has a story that starts with, “If I had joined…”

Mission: relax. Objective: snacks. Deployment: the living room.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

U.S. Army WANNA.BE Sweatshirt — Reporting for Couch Duty Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and use those measurements as a reference against the ones listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement from the collar at the top (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape down to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side at the chest level and extend the tape horizontally to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, proceed along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, secure the tape there, and continue until you reach the end of the sleeve.