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Coast Guard WANNA.BE T-Shirt — Reporting for Pool Duty

$33.25 NZD
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Always ready… as long as the water isn’t too cold.

Know someone who takes charge of the pool float, calls every boat a “vessel,” and treats a weekend fishing trip like a rescue mission? This U.S. Coast Guard WANNA.BE T-Shirt is ready for their next big adventure—even if it’s just checking the cooler.

Featuring crossed gold anchors, a red-white-and-blue shield, and bold WANNA.BE lettering, this tee brings a little military humor to your everyday wardrobe. Pair it with shorts for a beach trip or jeans for a backyard cookout, family gathering, or wherever friendly banter is on the agenda.

It’s a fun gift for boating enthusiasts, the self-appointed captain of your crew, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh at their own expense. From supervising the kiddie pool to commanding the pontoon, this T-shirt lets their sense of humor come aboard.

Ready to rescue the snacks. Still looking for the life jacket.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Coast Guard WANNA.BE T-Shirt — Reporting for Pool Duty Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.