U.S. Navy WANNA.BE T-Shirt — Captain of the Cooler
Ready to set sail… As soon as someone packs the snacks.
Know someone who calls every boat a “ship,” treats a lake trip like a naval deployment, and insists on being called Captain? This U.S. Navy WANNA.BE T-Shirt is for the self-appointed admiral whose toughest mission is keeping the cooler stocked.
Featuring a blue-and-gold anchor design, U.S. NAVY lettering, and a bold WANNA.BE caption, this tee brings military-inspired humor to your everyday wardrobe. Pair it with shorts for a day by the water or jeans for backyard cookouts, family gatherings, and friendly rivalry between the branches.
It makes a funny gift for boating enthusiasts, weekend captains, or anyone who enjoys a little good-natured teasing. Whether they’re commanding the pontoon, inspecting the grill, or navigating their way to the couch, this T-shirt gives their big personality something to wear.
Mission: snacks. Destination: the dock. Captain’s orders: take it easy.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Man Ta1k 133 Apparel Co.
- Email: contact@support.manta1k133apparelco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
U.S. Navy WANNA.BE T-Shirt — Captain of the Cooler Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
